Discover Your Coffee Personality: Which Guatemalan Roast Matches You?
What does your coffee personality say about you?
From the way you take your first sip in the morning to your favorite roast profile, coffee isn’t just a drink, it’s a reflection of who you are. That’s the idea behind our coffee personality test, built around the rich flavor profiles of authentic Guatemalan coffee.
The Idea Behind the Guatemalan Coffee Roast Personality Test
We took Via Guatemala’s iconic roasts and imagined:
“If this coffee were a person... who would they be?”
The result? Four unique coffee characters, each tied to a different Guatemalan Coffee roast from medium to dark, classic to spiced.
Let’s meet them.
1. Mayan Warrior - The Grounded Visionary
Medium Roast Coffee | Smooth, Balanced, Centered
Your coffee personality is calm and intentional. You like clarity with your caffeine.
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Flavor Notes: Citrus, cocoa, caramel
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Vibe: Morning journaling, mindful sipping
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Perfect for: Those who need to stay grounded but alert
2. Mayan Jaguar - The Rebel with a Roasted Edge
Dark Roast Coffee | Bold, Smoky, Powerful
You wake up before the alarm. You speak your mind. You like your coffee like your opinions - strong and unapologetic.
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Vibe: Leather jacket, espresso on the go, works best under pressure
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Flavor match: Deep chocolate, roasted nuts, rich body
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Mood killers: Weak coffee, slow mornings, indecision
If you love a classic dark roast coffee that makes a statement, Mayan Jaguar is your perfect match.
3. Mayan Power - The Quiet Depth
Medium Roast Coffee | Complex, Earthy, Reflective
Your coffee personality is thoughtful and complex. You speak less, but mean more.
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Vibe: Earth tones, lofi playlists, coffee by the window
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Flavor match: Deep, earthy tones with quiet complexity
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Mood killers: Shallow conversations, rushed mornings, overroasted beans
4. Mayan Cardamom - The Wild Dreamer
Medium Roast Coffee with Cardamom | Spiced, Playful, Surprising
Your coffee personality is creative, colorful, and full of surprises. You like flavors that stand out.
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Vibe: Dresses in color, lives by intuition, always spices up their coffee
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Flavor match: 98% Arabica, 2% cardamom = 100% unique
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Mood killers: Routines, bland coffee, and straight lines
Some days, you're a Jaguar. Other days, you're a Warrior with a dash of Cardamom. The truth is, your coffee personality can shift, and that’s part of the fun.
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Final Sip
Finding your coffee personality is more than just a quiz, it’s a way to upgrade your mornings.
So whether you prefer bold, balanced, earthy, or spiced, there’s a Guatemalan coffee roast waiting to match your mood. One sip, and you’ll feel it.
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